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gryffindorgay:

“According to Greek mythology, humans were originally created with four arms, four legs, and a head with two faces. Fearing their power, Zeus split them into two separate beings condemning them to spend their lives in search for their other halves.”

~Plato’s The Symposium.

How many times will I reblog this? “Always.”

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get-fit-4-life:

Nice smoothies!

(via mammuhh)

imperfectwriting:

norwegianblues:

THE most underrated scene in the entire movie. It was perfect. And do you know how often I see gif sets of it? This is the second one I’ve seen since the movie came out (It’s been over 5 months, now).

So let’s just pause for a moment from reblogging gifs of Tony’s sass, Loki’s sex appeal, or Bruce’s fluffiness and just appreciate this nameless, old, German guy and how, even though he knew he would probably die, he stood up to a tyrant to prove that the human race wouldn’t give up their freedom so easily.

Friendly reminder that it’s implied that he’s a Holocaust survivor.

(via tommo-payno-girl)

mamayuuma:

"what will your kids think of that tattoo?"
my kids aren’t going to give 2 shits because i’m not going to raise them to be a judgmental asshole like yours did

(via worstwishes)

bakerstreetbat:

alexandriasaidtoaskbenbruce:

otpswillruinyourlife:

 

wana-macabre:

evil-teddy-assman:

sourgoat:

incicurable:

ayershole:

This sums it all up.

YOU MONSTERS

hint: reason they became illegal is because it’s a CHILDRENS thing and CHILDREN would eat and choke on the small pieces back when they didn’t have a warning about it.

but the toy’s is in a plastic container inside the egg it’s not like there’s little toy parts floating around in it if you somehow manage to swallow that huge ball container then it’s probably just natural selection

In Germany we didn’t need a warning, we were smart enough not to eat a fucking huge yellow container.



this ^^^

laughing so hard because natural selection

bakerstreetbat:

alexandriasaidtoaskbenbruce:

otpswillruinyourlife:

 

wana-macabre:

evil-teddy-assman:

sourgoat:

incicurable:

ayershole:

This sums it all up.

YOU MONSTERS

hint: reason they became illegal is because it’s a CHILDRENS thing and CHILDREN would eat and choke on the small pieces back when they didn’t have a warning about it.

but the toy’s is in a plastic container inside the egg it’s not like there’s little toy parts floating around in it if you somehow manage to swallow that huge ball container then it’s probably just natural selection

In Germany we didn’t need a warning, we were smart enough not to eat a fucking huge yellow container.

this ^^^

laughing so hard because natural selection

(via dorkvader)

samwhichester:

ITS REALLY HILARIOUS HOW PARENTS THINK THAT TUMBLR IS FILLED WITH MIDDLE AGED MEN THAT ARE OBSESSED WITH YOUNG TEENAGERS WHEN ITS ACTUALLY THE OTHER WAY AROUND

(via catmcnamara)

tastefullyoffensive:

Animals Being Jerks (Part 2)

Previously: Part 1

(via portraitofred)

the-yolocaust:

dont talk to me unless you have this haircut

the-yolocaust:

dont talk to me unless you have this haircut

(via plasticpe0ple)

Supernatural meme: Opening Sequences→Seasons 1-9

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